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Big Data is a term used by the technologically inept in executive meetings to describe things they don't understand. According to Chief Information Officers with a bachelors degree in Music Theory, Big Data is "a field that treats of ways to analyze, systematically extract information from, or otherwise deal with data sets that are too large or complex to be dealt with by traditional data-processing application software." In English, this translates roughly to "I still don't understand why they hired me."

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This is where you too can learn to be a 1337 h4x0r. Check out the various software related departments, and maybe you'll learn something (although it is not likely). Visit the talk page if you have any questions, comments or spam, it's all really the same thing.

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