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Robinhood Markets, Inc. is an American (((financial services company))) headquartered in Menlo Park, California. Robinhood is a scam, in league with the U.S. Scam and Insider Trading Commission, and is also a member of the illuminati. The company's revenue comes from three main sources: selling retards' information so hedgies can bet against them (a practice for which SEC opened a probe into the company in September 2020), investments from Melvin/Citadel, and margin lending.
OMFG ROBIN HOOD IS A SCAM SELLING RETARDS' DATA TO HEDGIES
Despite knowing for a while that Robinhood was a scam that had been set up to harvest "retail investor data" to hedge funds, so the hedge funds can bet against their own users, retards (yes, that's what they call themselves) kept using Robinhood instead of other options like Fidelity and Webull. This would lead in part to the GameStop short squeeze.
GME TO THE MOON
1. Buy a shitload of Gamestop, AMC, and other under-performing stocks.
2. Thereby screwing the short bets that these stocks would dive, and causing about 70 Billion USA Dollars from whale investors and hedgies to evaporate.
What resulted was massive butthurt from Companies that owned a piece of Robinhood. So what did Robinhood do? Limit trading to only selling, thereby limiting their Jew-y Masters' losses.
But the fight is not over. By using collective powers of autism, retards of Reddit shall pump those stocks to the moon...and sell them only when the hedgies switch their bets to the long term.
With apologies to Balzac
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